Wednesday, April 30, 2008


And, for a little levity, I had to add this:
(this was forwarded to me by my brother)


Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'.

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

'How long will this take?' I asked.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he will walk again.
But, he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw for
some time!

Stupid, stupid man !!!


Lashell said...


Anonymous said...

But, you do have to give him points for creativity..

Anonymous said...

thank you for my laugh of the day.

Liana said...

Well, at least he's entertaining!

Alexandra said...

Oh my gosh! That is funny!

Claire said...

Thanks for the laugh. Just make sure it takes a long time for him to recover...... ;o)

Cathy said...

ROFLOL! That's great!

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Marji said...

OMG, that is truly hysterical. Did this really happen in your household or is this a fwd email? If it happened in my household, I'm not sure he'd be alive to tell the story.

Vicki said...

That is so funny! Very well written - you had me in!

Keely said...

Roflol! Had to read this one out to my husband.

Angelia said...

lol!!! I have to tell my husband that one!

MarilynB said...

This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time! Thanks for the laugh.

Anonymous said...

That is way too cute.